Hanim : very quiet and lady-like. even her sneezing is lady-like. but i doubt we exchanged more than 10 sentences. never clicked la.
Moon : haha, opposite of Hanim. daaamn noisy. sometimes too noisy. has a knack of gossiping every night and repeating her stories again and again. but i like her a lot, she's very straight-forward.
Soh Yong : too much to say about her la. I'll leave it for another post.
"yi chun guang yin yi chun jing, chun jing nan mai chun guang yin". been trying to tell myself that for ages but never really worked. that's my student card hanging on the left
btw, look at the pink paper thingy in the pic (you can click in the pic to have a closer look at his handsome face)
its...get this...a name card that one of the lecturers handed out to us.kinda like those kind of lame name cards we gave friends in primary school.
yup..he's THAT boh liao.
should i tell you his name?
i dunno..scared that he might google his name, cause he's the kind of person who would do crap like that.have loads to say about him though. where do i start?
he became my 2nd chemistry lecturer during Sem 1.
the first one had transferred, and she was inadequate, to say the least..so when he entered we all thought...thank god, we have a decent lecturer at last.
little did we know...
aih.
first, he doesn't use notes when teaching.
you might think, ok what, we should learn not to be spoon-fed all the time.
but in matriculation, the syllabus is so packed and time is so limited.
we literally finish a chapter per week.
then without notes, he jumps here and there,
until we don't know what the crap he's talking about.
then he likes to write on the OHP thing without putting transparency first.cause he thinks it makes him so pro.
he said and i quote : "semua lecturer yg paling terror dlm uni semua masuk kuliah dgn membawa marker pen shj."
ya, all lecturer yg terror.
meaning not you la, f***er, what do you think you are doing without transparency?
and even if he was so pro, that's a very selfish pig-headed thing to do.cause all the other lecturers will have to deal with a black, dirty OHP.cause he doesn't even bother to bring a duster or tissue.
ok la, i admit that he is good in drawing mind maps.and he is quite smart.but that doesn't give him an excuse to talk like he's the best thing to ever happen to KMPk.
oh, oh, the best part!
he has this cam-whoring fetish.
i think it gives him orgasms.
i remember one time when he spent half of our lecture period showing pictures he took during some trip.another time he made everyone stay back to take pictures.then he prints them out, and paste them all over his cubicle.
Soh Yong said she went to his cubicle once, and every inch was filled with pics.there were also pics of some girls.then her tutorial mates asked him who they were.and our wonderful lecturer admitted he didn't even know them, he just likes putting up photos of 'perempuan yg comel'...
everyone say with me now.
Eiiyerrr.
that narcissic, ham sap freak.
amazingly, some "ma xiao ling's"(what i call malay girls) actually like him.the one time i went to his cubicle with Pheng Yoke, there was a girl who was helping him setup a Friendster account.
i bet she was secretly cursing us for interrupting them, haha.
i must have a lot of 'yuen fen' with him.cause i got him for lab during Sem 2, and we thought we were doomed...but it turned out to be a blessing in the end.he doesn't even care what we do.
lab would start with him talking about how we should learn through experiments, which means he won't have to talk about the procedures.then we would take our radas and pretend to do experiment, magically finishing in half an hour. then we sit and chat till he lets us off halfway through lab period.
i think if we actually did the experiments the lab would blow up due to lack of guidance.
But i digress.
Which is why : my bed has become my table
genius right? now i have ample space to spread out my stuff. the flat black thing beside my calculator is my speakers. cause i can't do homework without music.
my mattress on the floor
my locker when it was half empty. oh well, at least it's better than the NS one. this one is the kind found in Chinese primary school classrooms.
p.s : was browsing around YouTube, and i found the moral video done by Chee Wung and gang!enjoyed watching it for the 2nd time, it's really good. too bad the part about gangsters in shorts was cut off.quite blur though. *click*
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