I have another important card to carry around

I PASSED!
I PASSED!
I PASSED!

Release the confetti! Pop the champagne!

Of course Mr. X was involved.
But the instructor didn't show it. He was silent all the way. And made note of all my mistakes.

whywhywhy some jpj ppl are so nice that they guided the students and told them when to change gear and stuff, whereas mine just ignored me.

I want preferential treatment!


Oh btw, i'm not as bad as i thought i was.
Turns out my 1st instructor uses a very old lau pek car with a retarded clutch.
So old that even if i just touch the brake regardless of whether the car is in motion, the engine will die off.
Luckily i got a new car for the road test.

Thank goodness i passed. I wouldn't want to go though all that waiting again. Waiting with nothing to do and no one to talk to and you can't even sleep in case your name is being called. There are only so many times i can listen to the same 24 songs in my player.

If all my future business plans fail i think i will sell ice cream, ice kacang and nasi lemak at a driving test circuit. Business will be booming.



I took up the 'Bread Face Challenge' organized by Bioessence in 1U on Saturday. How much was my face reduction? Only a measly 0.4cm"! Piff!

The lady cheated anyway. Before applying the cream she measured from the middle of my ear to my nose. After application she measured from the BOTTOM of my ear to nose.

Your so called 'miracle cream' doesn't work!

The challenge was to find the person with the biggest reduction. Apparently some lady managed 1.5cm. I dunno, maybe she has really bad water retention at her face area.



Since i am now a legal driver on the roads of Malaysia, i feel it is only fair that i warn you of the hazards of having me on the road. To reduce any, ahem, accidents, i bring to you FREE OF CHARGE, Cynthia's Guide on Road Safety.

Situation 1 :

You meet me in the opposite direction of a lorong. There is only one solution. Reverse. Doesn't matter if you are at the end of it and i've just entered. Just reverse. Because i don't know how to reverse and will back into you.

Situation 2 :

You meet me on a road where there are 2 or more lanes. You think that at 10 km/hr, i'm driving too slow.

Don't try to overtake me. I don't care if you did a perfect Peraturan Memotong 12 saat. I will panic and bang into you anyway.

Instead, go the extra mile and overtake the vehicle in front of me as well. Remember, always try to distance yourself from road terrors.

Situation 3 :

You meet me at dangerous places.

Like a cross-junctionOr a roundabout.

Just stop your car. Back away if possible. Don't to anything rash like turning/accelerating. This will agitate me and i might bang into you.

Situation 5 :

You drive pass my car and notice me. Please do not honk/wave/shout my name. I will panic and swerve right into your car.

After reading this guide, i hope you have fully prepared yourself should you have the misfortune of meeting me on the road. Now if only there were a way to circulate this to all Malaysian drivers, then there might be hope.