Off in 2 Weeks

UM baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got UM Econs.

You know what that means?

I can come home every week.

Only 6 or 7 lrt stations from home.

Shopping shopping shopping!!!!

I finally watched Pirates of The Caribbean last night. I was clueless, probably because i didn't watch the 2nd installment.

Throughout the entire movie i kept bombarding my sis with inane questions like:

"Who is Davy Jones? Who is the Flying Dutchman? Who is this creepy black lady?"
"Why isn't Jack the captain of the Black Pearl?"

"What is the monkey doing in every scene?"

Most confusing pirate movie ever.

The first 30 minutes of the movie was boring and unnecessary. Mainly because Jack Sparrow wasn't in it. Then they tried to make up for it by having Jack Sparrow EVERYWHERE in the next scene.

Nice try but i was bored already.

Then i couldn't understand anything that Chow Yun Fatt's character said. It was like 'I blablablablabla. This is somethingsomethingsomething. dunnodunnodunno." Sis wouldn't even let me turn on the subtitles, although a fat lot of help that would be. Imagine how hard it must be for foreigners to understand him.

Then i couldn't focus on the dialog.

Because i am obsessed with disgusting stuff.

For example, whenever Davy Jones is in a scene, i would do nothing but stare at his face. More specifically, the shortest tentacle on his left face.

Spot it?

Whenever he talks, that thing just expands and contracts at the tip.

EEEEEEEEE!

So repulsive.

Then when he's mad all the tentacles will start flailing about. And his crab pincher's will go CLAP CLAP CLAP!

With Bootstrap Bill, i stare at his barnacles.

Tia Dalma : Her scary teeth

Chow Yun Fat : His scars

Oh fyi, i googled 'Chow Yun Fat pirates' and got this image:

In what way does he resemble a "zhong"?!?!

Talking about disgusting images, does anything feel geli when they look at things like this?

I think this is ginger flower

Lotus pod. But this is not so disgusting.

This is worse. I actually got shivers down my spine when i looked at this. They look like blackheads!

Dried up black heads. I am grossing myself out.

Has anyone seen the latest SK II commercial? Sammi Cheng( i think) was talking about how the product can get rid of dark spots 'from the roots'. omg. Imagine your blackheads and moles having roots planted in your skin. Then when you pull them out, said blackhead comes out with roots at the bottom.

Then there's another commercial with blackheads portrayed as worms wriggling happily in a hole and a ghost comes and plucks them away. YUCK! What happens next? Is the bottom of the hole filled with eggs which will hatch into worms again? Will oil fill the hole and form a pimple?

Conclusion : I do not like things in holes.

Father's Day was spent at home with a home cooked meal by sis and i.

On the menu : lychee mocktail, salad, Aglia Olio pasta and baked lemon fish. The pasta was homemade too. It was horrifying.

Was supposed to have driving lesson today but the instructor didn't show up. No, it wasn't because he was afraid. Apparently the guy who is in charge of arranging the time thought i was on another day. Yeah, right. I think he forgot to tell the instructor.

Whoever wants to learn driving, don't ever EVER go to Metro Driving Academy. Kononnye awarded 'Best Driving Academy in Malaysia'. 50 years ago maybe.